Sheeple Mover™

In an effort to more closely consolidate Orange County's premier tourist attractions, officials in Anaheim, Buena Park, and Santa Ana have announced special buses designed to ferry tourists between Disneyland (arguably the world's most famous amusement park), Knott's Berry Farm (billed as the world's first amusement park), and the Discovery Center.

And really, the only reason I'm writing this post is to get that oh-so-clever headline out into the Interwebs.

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