A silicon breast implant manufacturer in Ch'ŏngju [Cheongju] has designed breast implants shaped like the East Island and West Island of the "disputed" Tokto Islets (Dokdo/Takeshima) at the center of the diplomatic row du jour between Seoul and Tokyo.
"Truly patriotic women will see this as the must-have items to show their love for their fatherland," says synthetic chemical developer and sculptor Shin Kyutaek of Silico-pia Enterprises. "After surgery, the flesh around the implants will smooth out the accurately contoured shape of the implants. Instead of looking rough, they will be very, very perky."
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With mounds shaped like these, the Japanese won't be able to resist grabbing your Toktos. |
New heights of weirdness.
ReplyDeleteOh, come on...you can't believe everything you read. BTW, the link doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteCheck the date...
ReplyDeleteIndeed, this (and a few other posts during the 43-hour window from the beginning of April 1 in South Korea to the end of April 1 in Hawaii) was meant as an April Fools Day gag.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually a rehash of a three-year-old post that few people saw. I had planned something else that was blatantly false but it turned out to be so plausible that it would have pissed off a lot of people in the K-blogosphere, so I scrapped it at the last minute.
Too my knowledge there are no Tokto-shaped breast implants... yet.
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ReplyDeleteOh, come on...you can't believe everything you read. BTW, the link doesn't work.
A good rule of thumb on my blog is that if a link doesn't work, it's a good chance it's tongue-in-cheek humor, like with April Fools Day gags and the final story on the Daily Kor that is currently on hiatus.