Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Black-out Korea, doggie-style

Courtesy of Korea Beat, here's a canine-themed pic for Black-out Korea.

Apparently these dogs gathered around their owner (?) to protect him after he passed out in the street. That guy doesn't deserve those dogs.

My cats used to do this to me when I was sick, but it was because they were demanding to be fed regardless of my condition.

Anyway, I'm not the biggest fan of that site (and I think some of the foreigners taking pictures of Koreans in embarrassing poses can be setting themselves — or BOK's owners — for a nasty little lawsuit), but the puppy puker deserves it.

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LastnameKimTuesday, November 09, 2010 2:46:00 AM
Yeah, I don't understand that site. Why would you even waste your time taking pics of drunken people on the street and posting it on a site devoted to that? It must have been started by a foreigner with some score to settle. Do they have one of these sites for Japan? OR better yet, roam the streets of NYC at night and you can get just as good shots. BTW, maybe those pups were around him because he smelled good...or they wanted to get fed (or both).
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kushiboTuesday, November 09, 2010 6:58:00 PM
It must have been started by a foreigner with some score to settle.

It certainly seems motivated by a superiority complex or a desire to drive home how loathsome the contributors feel Korea is.
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AnonymousWednesday, June 27, 2012 2:45:00 AM
how does anyone know for sure that the man was drunk, there are other reasons people pass out ya know!

My own un-kudos to any and all who just drove, walked, or whatever on by.... Apparently the dogs are more decent than the humans!
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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.