Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun... Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans," Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Daily Kor for May 23, 2010: What now?

Okay, so the Daily Kor was on hiatus when the official announcement came down that North Korea was indeed responsible for the torpedo attack on the Chonan, but that ending was about as predictable as a Harry Potter movie. But I promise to be back online for the coming destruction of the North Korean submarine base from which the attack was launched, surgical strike on Dear Leader Family Compound #3, tough response that is sure to come.

UN probes Chonan sinking as possible armistice violation (Reuters, Christian Science Monitor)

President Lee calls sinking breach of armistice (Yonhap)
Both military and non-military options said to be on table (Joongang Daily)

North Korea demands its own probe into Chonan sinking (AFP, Bloomberg, Yonhap)

North Korea warns of war if punished over sinking (AP via USA Today, Yonhap)

US Secretary of State Clinton pushes for sanctions against North Korea over sinking of Chonan (LAT, NYT, WaPo, Bloomberg, AP via USA Today, Yonhap)

News media urge action (BBC)
ROK opposition leader urges Pyongyang to stop exacerbating inter-Korean tension (Yonhap)

South Korean Coast Guard seizes two Chinese fishing boats in Yellow Sea EEZ (Yonhap)
South Koreans commemorate first anniversary of President Roh Moohyun's death (Yonhap, Joongang Daily)
In the latest sign of North Korea's economic desperation, Kim Jong-il instructs the masses how to make lemonade out of imaginary lemons (AFP)

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That got me thinking that, hey, I have a master’s degree in Korean studies and a minor in Japanese studies, I’ve lived in Seoul far longer than most foreans my age (whether they're kyopo or non-kyopo), I teach introductory courses on Korea and its cultural trappings and history, so why not offer a free service where I attempt to answer people’s questions, point them in the direction of where they can get them answered, and/or offer my regulars (that’s you!) a chance to take a stab at some of this stuff, too.

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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.

Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Daily Kor for May 23, 2010: What now?

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