Daily Kor for April 6, 2010: Pirates of the Gulf of Aden

Well, the South Korean navy has loaded up one of our battleships with cans of Spam™ and whup-ass, and is now headed for the Gulf of Aden. To find pirates. Pirates of the Gulf of Aden. Which sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean. Which brings me to a point I'd like to make.

Entertainment media often depicts pirates as amusing, happy-go-lucky, even heroic types, much like the movie Pirates of the Caribbean. But any encounter with the pirates of the Gulf of Aden could be an ugly scene of pitched battles and confusion, overturned ships, and a lot of bewildering and unexpected crap that defies all logic, much like Pirates of the Caribbean 3.  

Seriously, though, this could get very bloody, with ROK sailors' lives lost. Nevertheless, I myself am encouraged by the ROK warship heading out there, and I hope it stays there long after the Samho Dream (could there be any wimpier name for a ship? It's like they were begging to be taken over!) is recovered and its crew of five South Koreans and nineteen Filipinos safe and sound.

See, I am a big believer in the ROK-US alliance (and the Pax Americana in general as a means of peace and stability in Northeast Asia), and I believe that USFK's presence on the peninsula is a virtual guarantee that no country will invade ROK territory — not North Korea, not China, nobody. It is only recently that South Korea has been in an economically and militarily strong position such that it could even remotely consider "defending itself" (as if most other countries around the world, even those with far fewer major threats, do that without alliances). But instead of removing the one thing that guarantees no invasion would be attempted by the North, it would be better for South Korea to keep USFK in the K, and instead send ROK forces out into the world to help out.

And that would mean being in places like the Gulf of Aden (and Afghanistan), where they could help patrol the waters, rescue ships under siege, and in general be a better partner for the US.

1. South Korean sends warship to Indian Ocean to find hijacked ROK oil tanker (LAT, AP via WaPo, Reuters, BBC, Korea Times)
• Somali pirates still mum on ship (Yonhap)
2. Daily NK reports that two North Korean economic officials, not one as previously reported, were executed over botched currency reform (AP via WaPo)
3. President Lee says accuracy more important than speed in probe of sinking of Chonan (Yonhap)
• Seoul requests Washington's help in probing sunken ship (Yonhap, Korea Times, Joongang Daily)
4. ROK Finance Ministry and Bank of Korea pledge cooperation to avoid new economic crisis (Bloomberg, Yonhap, Joongang Daily)
5. Hwang Jang-yop tells Japanese audience he decided to defect when DPRK's universal healthcare stopped covering dental (Yonhap)