Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun... Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans," Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Daily Kor for April 10, 2010

I guess the Supreme People's Assembly must be a farce when even the leader doesn't bother to show up. It's probably about as suspenseful as the plot to Avatar.

Kim Jong-il skips opening session of North Korea's rubber-stamp parliament (Reuters, Yonhap)

Assembly likely to focus on economy (AP via WaPo)

North Korea denounces new Obama nuclear strategy, vows to keep building nukes (AP via WaPo, AFP, Bloomberg)

Former Prime Minister Han Myungsook acquitted of bribery charges, opening the way for a mayoral bid in Seoul (Yonhap, Korea Times, Joongang Daily, Donga Ilbo)

Kushibo once predicted Ms Han would be the first female president of Korea, but so far I've been wrong

Owner of seized South Korean oil supertanker seeking talks with Somali pirates (Reuters, AP via WaPo, Yonhap)
Bank of Korea keeps benchmark interest rate at 2.0 percent for fourteenth straight month (Bloomberg, Yonhap)
Seoul urges Pyongyang to retract decision to seize South Korea-run tourism facilities and freeze tours (Yonhap, Korea Times, Joongang Daily)
Over 2,500 cows and pigs killed following outbreak of hoof-and-mouth disease in Kanghwa-do Island (AP via CNBC, Yonhap, Korea Times, Joongang Daily, Donga Ilbo)
Dear Leader astonishes North Korean scientists with his latest superhuman skill — instant visual urinalysis (Yonhap)

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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.

Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Daily Kor for April 10, 2010

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