Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun... Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans," Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Daily Kor for March 17, 2010

Will he or won't he? Will President Lee postpone or even cancel his trip to Japan if he doesn't get a grand gesture from Prime Minister Hatoyama? And how about those North Koreans paying off Somali pirates? Makes you wonder who to root for. And why didn't they nominate researcher Choi Jungtae to head the Bank of Korea? I was looking forward to years of being able to write BOK Choi.

President Lee chooses "dovish" new Bank of Korea head with strong ties to Blue House who is expected to work closely with president on economic recovery issues (Bloomberg, WSJ, Yonhap, Korea Times, Joongang Daily)

Critics say Kim Choongsoo has too many o's in his name

President Lee reportedly postpones April 10 visit to Japan pending resolution of several political issues (Japan Today)
Somali pirates free twenty-eight crew members of captured North Korean oil tanker after random is paid (AP via WaPo)
Swedish diplomats, acting on behalf of US, allowed second consular access to unnamed American held in North Korea (Yonhap, Korea Times, Joongang Daily)
South Korea selects site of second Antarctic base to be completed by 2014 (Yonhap)

Flashback: Where have we heard this before?

Police look into upload of Kim Yuna meeting with Minister of Culture, taken from live televised footage but allegedly edited to appear as sexual harassment (Yonhap)
In bid to earn hard currency, Kim Jong-il announces remake of Field of Dreams, but with hacky-sack (Yonhap)

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That got me thinking that, hey, I have a master’s degree in Korean studies and a minor in Japanese studies, I’ve lived in Seoul far longer than most foreans my age (whether they're kyopo or non-kyopo), I teach introductory courses on Korea and its cultural trappings and history, so why not offer a free service where I attempt to answer people’s questions, point them in the direction of where they can get them answered, and/or offer my regulars (that’s you!) a chance to take a stab at some of this stuff, too.

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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.

Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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