Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun... Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans," Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Daily Kor for March 11, 2010

Woo hoo! My mortgage payment won't be going up! Woo hoo! That's three vanilla lattes I'll save (I have a small mortgage for my nearly thirty-year-old apartment).

Citing economic uncertainty and government pressure, Bank of Korea freezes benchmark rate at 2.0 percent for thirteenth straight month (Yonhap, Bloomberg, Reuters via CNBC, AP via CNBC, WSJ, Korea Herald)
Pyongyang recalls its ambassador to the UN in Geneva (AP via WaPo, Chosun Ilbo, Donga Ilbo)

Ri Tcheul also considered to be key manager of Kim Jong-il's alleged secret funds stashed overseas

After fifteen days, Pusan police capture man suspected of kidnapping, raping, and killing thirteen-year-old Pusan resident (Korea Times, Joongang Daily)
Washington dismisses Pyongyang's concerns over ROK-US war games (AFP)
President Lee rejects opposition party calls for extra budgetary measures to create jobs (Yonhap)
Baptist group sues KBS over being forced to handle giant wooden phallus during Lunar New Year photo-op (Yonhap)

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That got me thinking that, hey, I have a master’s degree in Korean studies and a minor in Japanese studies, I’ve lived in Seoul far longer than most foreans my age (whether they're kyopo or non-kyopo), I teach introductory courses on Korea and its cultural trappings and history, so why not offer a free service where I attempt to answer people’s questions, point them in the direction of where they can get them answered, and/or offer my regulars (that’s you!) a chance to take a stab at some of this stuff, too.

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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.

Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

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Daily Kor for March 11, 2010

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