Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

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Friday, February 5, 2010

I'd prefer if his face were on a milk carton

Mister Yie's fifteen minutes of fame is being stretched even further: He's now on a t-shirt (HT to Brian).

Frankly, I don't think that's the most original thing to put on the Mister Yie shirt. I'm not sure what would be better (maybe we need another contest?) but maybe something like this might work:

Name: Yie Eun-woong

Age: 40

Blood Type: B

Zodiac: Virgo

Likes: long walks along the beach inside apartment complexes
Dislikes: Korean women who have been adulterated

Looking for: women or men

Preference: Blonde haired women
with used condoms in their garbage
Favorite song: I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me
Favorite color: not white

That's all I've got. Anyone else?

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kissmykimchiFriday, February 05, 2010 8:56:00 AM
Name: Yie Eun-woong
Age: 40
Blood Type: B
Zodiac: Virgo
Likes: wistful gazing into apartment windows with a telescope
Dislikes: Koreans who cannot pass the dove white test because they obviously have been defiled
Looking for: women or men
Preference: shaggy haired bleary eyed dishelveled guys at 3 am in itaewon
Favorite song: I want to run to you
Favorite color: camouflage
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AnonymousFriday, February 05, 2010 10:12:00 AM
That shirt is so not gonna get me laid...

But... I'd wear it if I'm washing my car, doing yard work... painting a cabinet...
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UnknownThursday, July 15, 2010 2:53:00 PM
How about "Is This Guy Following Me" in Korean?
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kushiboThursday, July 15, 2010 2:55:00 PM
Works for me.
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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.