Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun... Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans," Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Daily Kor for February 20, 2010: Ohno-free

With threats to dynamite more fish in the Yellow Sea and vows to keep the nuclear assembly line turned on, the North Koreans don't seem to be much into the Olympic spirit.

North Korea warns of live-fire exercises in DPRK portion of Yellow Sea near disputed maritime border (Reuters via WaPo, BBC, UPI, Korea Herald, Joongang Daily)
North Korea vows to bolster nuclear defense, saying it won't give up nukes for "petty" economic aid (AP via WaPo, AFP, Bloomberg, Yonhap, Korea Herald)

North Korea is second least favorite nation among Americans (AP via WaPo)
Seoul rejects Buddhist group's request to visit North Korea (Yonhap)

Police arrest Pakistani national in Taegu who claims to be member of Taliban (Korea Times, Korea Herald)
US Trade Representative assures Detroit on ROK-US free-trade agreement (Reuters, Yonhap)
United Arab Emirates considers buying South Korea T-50 fighter jets (UPI)
Ssangyong Motors posts nearly $300 million loss in 2009 (Yonhap, Korea Herald)
South Korean school-age population to drop below 10 million this year (Yonhap, Korea Times)
Health authorities confirm first cholera patient of 2010, a ROK national returning from Jakarta and Bali (Yonhap, Korea Herald)
November's college entrance exam to be pushed back due to G20 summit (Joongang Daily)
South Korean skating superstar Kim Yuna arrives in Vancouver but keeps low profile (Yonhap)
Interpol's proverb research division called to Lebanon as authorities fear the mountain is starting to go to Mohammed (BBC)

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My Google/Blogspot data shows that a lot of the 2 million people who have landed on my site (yes, that's the real number) are looking for cultural information on Korea (e.g., “When did Syngman Rhee die?” “What did the Indians bring to the first Chusŏk?’ etc., etc.), as well as practical or historical stuff.

That got me thinking that, hey, I have a master’s degree in Korean studies and a minor in Japanese studies, I’ve lived in Seoul far longer than most foreans my age (whether they're kyopo or non-kyopo), I teach introductory courses on Korea and its cultural trappings and history, so why not offer a free service where I attempt to answer people’s questions, point them in the direction of where they can get them answered, and/or offer my regulars (that’s you!) a chance to take a stab at some of this stuff, too.

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九十五大怪獣란? 쿠시보의 몬스터 아일랜드란?

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.

Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Daily Kor for February 20, 2010: Ohno-free

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