Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun... Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans," Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

Monday, November 30, 2009

I know a lot of Americans are biology-challenged but...

... was the handwritten label necessary?

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ZenKimchi has left a new comment on your post "I know a lot of Americans are biology-challenged b...":

I go to check my Google Reader and Kushibo gives me a little head.
Posted by ZenKimchi to Monster Island (actually a peninsula)* at Tuesday, December 01, 2009 8:55:00 AM

kushibo has left a new comment on your post "I know a lot of Americans are biology-challenged b...":

ZenKimchi wrote:I go to check my Google Reader and Kushibo gives me a little head.

A little head? That's a lot of head. That a couple pounds' worth of head.

Anyway, if anybody else wants some of this, it's five bucks a head.

Actually, $4.87.
Posted by kushibo to Monster Island (actually a peninsula)* at Tuesday, December 01, 2009 10:13:00 AM

kushibo has left a new comment on your post "I know a lot of Americans are biology-challenged b...":

arvinsign wrote:LOL..maybe the seller was a former ichthyologist :)

Yes, because the Safeway butchers are former marine biology majors at UH or HPU.

Anyway, I wonder if "ick" comes from ichthyology.

Posted by kushibo to Monster Island (actually a peninsula)* at Tuesday, December 01, 2009 10:21:00 AM

reijene has left a new comment on your post "I know a lot of Americans are biology-challenged b...":

ROFL

(and still rolling)
Posted by reijene to Monster Island (actually a peninsula)* at Tuesday, December 01, 2009 6:44:00 PM

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AnonymousMonday, November 30, 2009 11:36:00 PM
LOL..maybe the seller was a former ichthyologist :)
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ZenKimchiTuesday, December 01, 2009 8:55:00 AM
I go to check my Google Reader and Kushibo gives me a little head.
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kushiboTuesday, December 01, 2009 10:13:00 AM
ZenKimchi wrote:
I go to check my Google Reader and Kushibo gives me a little head.

A little head? That's a lot of head. That a couple pounds' worth of head.

Anyway, if anybody else wants some of this, it's five bucks a head.

Actually, $4.87.
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kushiboTuesday, December 01, 2009 10:21:00 AM
arvinsign wrote:
LOL..maybe the seller was a former ichthyologist :)

Yes, because the Safeway butchers are former marine biology majors at UH or HPU.

Anyway, I wonder if "ick" comes from ichthyology.
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reijeneTuesday, December 01, 2009 6:44:00 PM
ROFL

(and still rolling)
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My Google/Blogspot data shows that a lot of the 2 million people who have landed on my site (yes, that's the real number) are looking for cultural information on Korea (e.g., “When did Syngman Rhee die?” “What did the Indians bring to the first Chusŏk?’ etc., etc.), as well as practical or historical stuff.

That got me thinking that, hey, I have a master’s degree in Korean studies and a minor in Japanese studies, I’ve lived in Seoul far longer than most foreans my age (whether they're kyopo or non-kyopo), I teach introductory courses on Korea and its cultural trappings and history, so why not offer a free service where I attempt to answer people’s questions, point them in the direction of where they can get them answered, and/or offer my regulars (that’s you!) a chance to take a stab at some of this stuff, too.

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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.