Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

And speaking of LOTD posts...

... there's this classic video of Orson Wells, selling no wine before its time:

Word is that, right after this, he left for Korea and became an English teacher (I kid! I kid! I kid because I love... to kid!).

And speaking of a need for English teachers, LOTD has a nice selection of the top "Engrish" pics of the month. Among my favorites:

Of course, by putting up the "skipping rape" pic (and really, it is a good idea to skip all forms of rape, just so we're clear), I know I'm tempting blogger YouSeok to blow in with a comment that Korea is the rape capital of Asia and a link to his blog. At least this time it would be the one time in the K-blogosphere where the reference is actually relevant.

3 comments:

LastnameKimSaturday, November 07, 2009 10:33:00 AM
Ha! Hey, is this product from Korea or China? It looks like it was printed in China. Koreans would NEVER make such printing mistakes~~ ;)
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kushiboSunday, November 08, 2009 2:21:00 AM
I'm pretty sure it's Chinese writing, though it could be from, say, Taiwan.

The Engrish.com site includes entries from all over East Asia, particularly Japan, South Korea, and China, but sometimes other countries, including India on occasion.
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kushiboSunday, November 08, 2009 2:23:00 AM
Not that I'm endorsing the site, necessarily. While I think some of these things are laugh-out-loud funny, there seems to be an inherent mocking of Asians in this.
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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.