Monster Island (actually a peninsula)*

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Friday, April 3, 2009

News links for April 2-3, 2009

1. Korea experiences 38% drop in foreign direct investment (FDI) for first quarter as investors are battered by global economic crisis (Chosun Ilbo)

2. Eleven of thirty tested Korean baby powder products found to contain asbestos-tainted talc imported from China (Joongang Daily). Big brands Agabang and Johnson & Johnson found to be free of asbestos.

3. South Korea and European Union fail to conclude free-trade agreement, must seek permission to proceed with FTA talks (Korea Times)

4. Female lawmakers from ruling and opposition parties band together to fight sex scandals among politicos (Korea Times)

5. Budget carrier Jin Air announces its first international flights, to Thailand and Macao (Korea Times)

6. ~~Idiot tax revenue~~ Lottery sales jump 12% in first quarter as public seeks any way out of financial crisis (Korea Times)

7. Hyundai Asan president Cho Kun-shik visits North Korea over Hyundai employee detained by DPRK (Nasdaq)

8. United Nations razes Tokto (Takeshima) to end Seoul-Tokyo territorial dispute once and for all (AP)

[above: What's that guy in the yellow pointing at? Does he think we don't see that something's going down right smack in front of our eyes? Does he think we're stupid?]

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SUPER EAGLESaturday, April 04, 2009 4:37:00 AM
for some reason i think 'raze' is an understatement when you blast entire islands out of existance
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kushiboSaturday, April 04, 2009 5:33:00 AM
I always thought "raze" was an understated word for a powerful concept: completely flattening something.

My bigger concern was that a good proportion of English speakers don't actually know what "raze" means... "I don't get it. They're making the rocks higher?"
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Pearls of witticism from 'Bo the Blogger: Kushibo's Korea blog... Kushibo-e Kibun...
Now with Less kimchi, more nunchi. Random thoughts and commentary (and indiscernibly opaque humor) about selected social, political, economic, and health-related issues of the day affecting "foreans" ("foreigners" in Korea be they kyopo or non-kyopo), Koreans, Korea and East Asia, along with the US, especially Hawaii, Orange County, and the rest of California, plus anything else that is deemed worthy of discussion. Forza Corea!

* Monster Island (actually a peninsula)

The name of this blog comes from a line in "Lisa on Ice," a beloved episode of The Simpsons, perhaps my all-time favorite television show (even though for several seasons there, it really did suck). Lisa is imagining being sworn in as president, but at the last minute, it is discovered that she failed P.E. (physical education) and she is thus "sentenced to a lifetime of horror" on Monster Island. "Don't worry," the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court confides in her, "It's just a name."

Fast forward to Lisa and other prisoners running in panic through a tropical jungle, chased by Godzilla-like creatures, including a monster turtle and a monster firefly.

"He said it was just a name!" Lisa screams to the man next to her. While he, too, runs for his life, the unidentified man calmly says, "What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula."

Anyway, I thought in some ways that punchline summed up modern-day Korea in a nutshell. For many people—foreigners and Koreans—the ups and downs and everyday travails of the Republic of Korea make it as precarious as a Monster Island would be (and with the DMZ being the only land border, it really is like an island). But it actually is a peninsula. Okay, it made sense in my head.

So as you can see, despite the hits I get from people looking for Japanese tentacle porn, it has nothing to do with anything salacious as that.